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Side Effects Of Alcohol

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Here's the lighter side of getting drunk...


 


Side Effects Of Alcohol


1. Symptom: Cold and humid feet.


   Cause: Glass is being held at incorrect angle.


    Cure: Maneuver glass until open end is facing upward.


 


2. Symptom: The wall facing you is full of lights.


    Cause: You're lying on the floor.


   Cure: Position your body at a 90-degree angle to the floor.


 


3. Symptom: The floor looks blurry.


   Cause: You're looking through an empty glass.


  Cure: Quickly refill with your favorite beverage.


 


4. Symptom: The floor is moving.


   Cause: You're being dragged away.


  Cure: At least ask where they're taking you.


 


5. Symptom: You see multiple reflections of your face.


   Cause: You're trying to puke in the toilet.


  Cure: Stick your finger in your mouth.


 


6. Symptom: You hear echoes every time someone speaks.


   Cause: You have your glass on your ear.


  Cure: Stop making a fool of yourself.


 


7. Symptom: The room is shaking a lot, everyone is dressed in >white and the music is very repetitive.


   Cause: You're in an ambulance.


   Cure: Don't move. Let the professionals do their job.


 


8. Symptom: Your dad and all your brothers are looking at you funny.


   Cause: You're in the wrong house.


   Cure: Ask if they can point you to your house.


 


9. Symptom: A huge light is blinding you.


   Cause: You woke up in someone's lawn.


   Cure: Coffee and a long nap.


 


  Cheers!!


 


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Thats very funny Rasika!!!!

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That was funny Rasika and as always thank you for another great post!


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So funny and so true!

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Lol that was hilarious