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Here's the lighter side of getting drunk...

Side Effects Of Alcohol

1. Symptom: Cold and humid feet.

   Cause: Glass is being held at incorrect angle.

    Cure: Maneuver glass until open end is facing upward.

2. Symptom: The wall facing you is full of lights.

    Cause: You're lying on the floor.

   Cure: Position your body at a 90-degree angle to the floor.

3. Symptom: The floor looks blurry.

   Cause: You're looking through an empty glass.

  Cure: Quickly refill with your favorite beverage.

4. Symptom: The floor is moving.

   Cause: You're being dragged away.

  Cure: At least ask where they're taking you.

5. Symptom: You see multiple reflections of your face.

   Cause: You're trying to puke in the toilet.

  Cure: Stick your finger in your mouth.

6. Symptom: You hear echoes every time someone speaks.

   Cause: You have your glass on your ear.

  Cure: Stop making a fool of yourself.

7. Symptom: The room is shaking a lot, everyone is dressed in >white and the music is very repetitive.

   Cause: You're in an ambulance.

   Cure: Don't move. Let the professionals do their job.

8. Symptom: Your dad and all your brothers are looking at you funny.

   Cause: You're in the wrong house.

   Cure: Ask if they can point you to your house.

9. Symptom: A huge light is blinding you.

   Cause: You woke up in someone's lawn.

   Cure: Coffee and a long nap.

  Cheers!!

That was funny Rasika and as always thank you for another great post!

I didn't know you had met me!

Lol that was hilarious