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Interesting I thought,hope you all enjoy reading this aswell....

1. AQUADEXTROUS (ak wa deks'trus) adj. Possessing the ability to

turn the bathtub tap on and off with your toes.



2. CARPERPETUATION (kar'pur pet u a shun) n. The act, when

vacuuming, of running over a string or a piece of lint at least a dozen

times,reaching over and picking it up, examining it, then putting it

back down to give the vacuum one more chance.



3. DISCONFECT (dis kon fekt') v. To sterilize the piece of

confection(lollipop) you dropped on the floor by blowing on it, assuming

this will somehow 'remove' all the germs.



4. ELBONICS (el bon'iks) n. The actions of two people maneuvering

for one armrest in a movie theater.



5. FRUST (frust) n. The small line of debris that refuses to be

swept onto the dust pan and keeps backing a person across the room until

he finally decides to give up and sweep it under the rug.



6. LACTOMANGULATION (lak' to man gyu lay' shun) n. Manhandling

the "open here" spout on a milk container so badly that one has to

resort to the 'illegal' side.



7. PEPPIER (peph ee ay') n. The waiter at a fancy restaurant

whose sole purpose seems to be walking around asking diners if they

want fresh ground pepper.



8.PHONESIA (fo nee' zhuh) n. The affliction of dialing a phone

number and forgetting whom you were calling just as they answer.



9. PUPKUS (pup'kus) n. The moist residue left on a window after a

dog presses its nose to it.



10. TELECRASTINATION (tel e kras tin ay' shun) n. The act of

always letting the phone ring at least twice before you pick it up,

even when you're only six inches away.

Buniphony: An Epiphany so stupid, bunnies could have thought of it first.

Damnda:  A question asked that if answered your in trouble if you dont your in trouble "damned if I do, damned if I do don't. 

1. Cashtration (n.): The act of buying a house, which renders the

 subject financially impotent for an indefinite period of time.



2. Ignoranus: A person who's both stupid and an asshole.



3. Intaxication: Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until you

 realize it was your money to start with.



4. Reintarnation: Coming back to life as a hillbilly.



5. Bozone ( n.): The substance surrounding stupid people that stops bright ideas from penetrating. The bozone layer, unfortunately, shows little sign of breaking down in the near future.



6. Foreploy: Any misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose of

 getting laid.



7. Giraffiti: Vandalism spray-painted very, very high



8. Sarchasm: The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person

 who doesn't get it.



9. Inoculatte: To take coffee intravenously when you are running late.



10. Osteopornosis: A degenerate disease

LOL...yall are killing me. Laura, I'm going to have to use fugly! LOL