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Things you've blurted out without thinking
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Posted 3 months ago Now, I have been known upon occasion (daily) to blurt out things without thinking. Knowing FULL WELL my boss already hates me with a passion I tried to say something nice. Me "Oh you died your hair" her *Grunt* Me I don't think I could have ever pulled off orange your very brave" Her "its red" Me "oh..." Her *glares* Me "well maybe its the shade of tan your wearing" Her "its not spray on" Me "Oh...." Her "don't you have something to do!" Me *scurries off!* My husby and me at the mall; I have told him point blank not to point out girls to me if he does not want me to point out guys to him. This is what happens when he does not listen, Him "oh babe look at her isn't she cute?" Me really loudly as she walks by "NO BABE I DONT THINK THOSE BOOBS FAKE THEY JIGGLE TO MUCH!" Chick *glares at husby* Husby turns bright red. Husby "oh look at her she is pretty" Me Ohh look at him I would so bang him what about you?" Him " I don't like guys!" Me "Oh I thought we were doing a show and tell?" Him 'Oh she has pretty hair" Me "NO BABE I DON'T THINK THAT MAN WALKING NEXT TO HER IS HER PIMP!" Guy and girl *glares at husby* Me *looking confused* Him *Deep red and now hurrying me on to are destination* From that day on any time he is about to ask what I think about someone he looks at me looks around then changes his mind...sometimes you must learn the hard way.... I have more incidents that I will share at a later date. Got to love husby! "The brick walls are not there to keep us out. The brick walls are there to give us a chance to show how badly we want something. Because the brick walls are there to stop the people who don’t want it badly enough."-Randy Pausch |
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| Posted 3 months ago Laura, I love you!!! Any time that I see you have posted something/anything I find myself rushing to get there kuz I know a good laugh is in store. Keep em comin'! Need Breeds Ingenuity! |
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| Posted 3 months ago Laura, If you don't stop!!! LOL...you crack me up!!! Ms. Antoinette M. Brown I am a divine original fashioned by God to be radiantly beautiful! |
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| Posted 3 months ago Sad thing is; its true! He once and a while will look at a girl get ready to say something looks at me and sees me smiling up at him and stops whatever comment he was about to make. My boss, no matter what I do its wrong so I might as well have fun going about it the wrong way! "The brick walls are not there to keep us out. The brick walls are there to give us a chance to show how badly we want something. Because the brick walls are there to stop the people who don’t want it badly enough."-Randy Pausch |
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| Posted 3 months ago I agree! Life is too short to be stuffy! Live a little! LOL Ms. Antoinette M. Brown I am a divine original fashioned by God to be radiantly beautiful! |
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| Posted 3 months ago Husby wanted to go see 300 Hundred I wanted to go see a 'chick flick', he got his way. The movie started I slouched in my seat crossed my arms and got ready for the blood and gore to ensue. Much to my surprise the movie was 2 glorious hours of men running around in skimpy underwear and ALL had six packs and bods to die for! Halfway through the movie I told him "I love this movie its the best thing I ever saw!" He was not amused, I also happen to point out "hardly a naked girl in sight and soooo many men to choose from you picked the orgasmic movie of the year!" and proceeded to point out all the nice looking specimens before me and telling him why I liked the guy for his personality, glorious whit, etc generally paying him back for the three years of pointing out girls and saying she looks 'smart' (easy) she looks 'pretty' (will take it from behind) she looks like she has a good pair of 'whits' (her tits are huge, probably fake, but huge!) AHHH payback, if you wait it will come! I gleefully left the movie theatre with a very pissed husby in tow and told ALL my married friends about the movie and they went with their husbies without protest and had a great time, the men not so much. Apparently after all those years of being compared to big boobed bimbos with nary a brain cell to rub together in previous movies that they were forced to watch, 300 hundred let wives get their payback 300 hundred times over. Ohhh look at his pecks (ooh I wanna touch) ooh look at his abs babe, I remember when YOU used to look like....oh wait never mind.....(I am not the only one who has gained weight) Did you see him move! (I wonder if he could do that in bed) etc. The moral of this story is, if you make me watch a movie where girls are running around like the sex crazed sluts on girls gone wild I will find a way to make you watch a bunch of guys running around half naked without a girl to oogle and make you listen to all my comments of what I like about his body; JUST TO SEE HOW YOU LIKE IT! Since then he has been taking my cousin and me to see Disney Movies! "The brick walls are not there to keep us out. The brick walls are there to give us a chance to show how badly we want something. Because the brick walls are there to stop the people who don’t want it badly enough."-Randy Pausch |
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| Posted 3 months ago Hell i didn't see that movie, I'm going to have to check it out!!! Ms. Antoinette M. Brown I am a divine original fashioned by God to be radiantly beautiful! |
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| Posted 3 months ago OMG I still get the 'happy shakes' just thinking about it! I need to buy it so anytime he does try and pushes a dumb movies on me that was created not for a story, not for acting but to have girls get naked and have sex I can then show MY movie of naked guys on and tell him it has a great story, great acting, etc you know that bull they always do! "The brick walls are not there to keep us out. The brick walls are there to give us a chance to show how badly we want something. Because the brick walls are there to stop the people who don’t want it badly enough."-Randy Pausch |
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| Posted 3 months ago Mzbrown, Mzbrown, Mzbrown, if you like to look at H O T men then 300 is an absolute must. I know that when I watched it I had a hard time keeping in the gasping noises. My SO is rather hot himself so I luckily got to continue my gasps. Need Breeds Ingenuity! |
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| Posted 3 months ago I was teaching my class the other day and said 2 curse words back-to-back...we all laughed but I was thinking... "damn I better watch that sh*t:"...smiles Even A Bird Without Wings Yearns To Fly. |
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| Posted 3 months ago Girl yes, I love hot men!!! the hotter the better!! Everybody likes eye candy, and I got a sweet tooth LOL...I'm going to find that 2day!!! LOL Ms. Antoinette M. Brown I am a divine original fashioned by God to be radiantly beautiful! |
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| Posted 3 months ago Artsst-Gosh I curse all the time, I can't help it, my cousin keeps threatening to charge me for ruining his 'innocent ears' little brat! "The brick walls are not there to keep us out. The brick walls are there to give us a chance to show how badly we want something. Because the brick walls are there to stop the people who don’t want it badly enough."-Randy Pausch |
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| Posted 3 months ago Back when I first moved to Boston from New Mexico my accent was REALLY thick and I worked for Starbucks(didn't even know I HAD one until I moved here!) My first week there, there was a woman who came in who asked "that is a very interesting accent, what is it?" and I replied "I am from New Mexico, so I guess New Mexican" the woman "Wow you don't look Mexican at ALL!" Me "yea, my mom dipped me in bleach when I was born...." Lady "really?!" Me "naw just kidding, here is your venti non fat latte have a nice day!" Next lady behind her "I over heard your from Mexico, you speak very good english good for you!" Me "why thank you, I have been speaking it all my life I was HOPING I would get good at it eventually!" lady "they speak english in Mexico?" me "Not sure, not from there, I am from NEW Mexico, you know Mexico but Newer, fresher tacos!" Lady "where is that?" me "between Texas and Nevada" Lady "isnt that Mexico?" Me "heard of Santa Fe and Taos" Lady "Oh my friend went there its marvilous! She saw real live Indians and she said she got to commune with the other natives and they were so polite and spoke really good english thos must be the tourist parts of the country" Me *Looks up at the ceiling, looks down at the register, looks over at the manager dying with laughter by the food area* "tell her my people thank her and I am honored she visit our country." Lady leaves with Grande non fat vanilla latte...... Sometimes you just gotta know when to give up, just because people have oodles of money does not in any way mean they have a brain..... "The brick walls are not there to keep us out. The brick walls are there to give us a chance to show how badly we want something. Because the brick walls are there to stop the people who don’t want it badly enough."-Randy Pausch |
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| Posted 3 months ago Laura you are causing me so much ache in my stomach from laughter. Lady! we could not be in the same room together as you are nuts with the jokes and I am a nut case with laughter. |
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| Posted 2 months ago One of my co-workers is always late for work and have been given warning letters to that effect. Recently, I happened to be about half an hour early for work and was so surprised to see her at work at that time. So shocked I was to see her that I burted out M.I (most improved) needless to say she was very upset that I said that. |
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| Posted 2 months ago So, I went to a nice little party this weekend where upon I was told by NUMERIOUS people, mostly OLD, that I look mighty 'healthy' (Fat) and how long have I been married (why aren't you preggers?) and how wide my hips are (I have the hips to bear children, why arent I pregnant) and my husband looks 'healthy' (fat, so it must be a good marriage) and when are we going to Nepal (am I expecting to get pregnant BEFORE or AFTER my trip or maybe DURING?) and I should go meet my in-laws (so they can tell me in person; where are the children?) Photos were taken (evidence that I was obviously eating and growing; just not with child). Mothers admonished me for not wearing 'the wife mark' and put red stuff in my hair. I was TOLD the food would not be spicy and to try it why they grinned on, only to yelp by the spiciness and them to laugh at me, and again 'oh try this it is not spicy I promise' and to yelp again (this repeats itself to verious foods, I turn many different colors of reds and this is amusing, I think a memo has gone out about this game because it is played at many houses) I am petted and told I have pretty hair and told how many inches I should cut it because the length is not decent (down to my ass), The men get the joke of it being long enough for a good handle the women, not so sure, I get blank stares....do realize when I get nervous jokes come out and sometimes they are crude, I was raised by men so I can't really help my naughty since of humor, I also point to my husband shaved (balled) head and exlaim "one of us has to have hair, I am just making up for his lack!" It is quite fun though and the food IS good, but the many good natured, your fat but have no reason to be unless your pregnant comments are getting to be a bit tiring and I have told them that I will not be carrying the child my husband is and look he is already 6 months along, the men laugh the women are not amused... "The brick walls are not there to keep us out. The brick walls are there to give us a chance to show how badly we want something. Because the brick walls are there to stop the people who don’t want it badly enough."-Randy Pausch |
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| Posted 2 months ago On a boat trip with my old company, I complimented my boss' wife on how radiant pregnancy had made her. She was not pregnant. Ouch. |
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| Posted 2 months ago There is a summer camp in my building on the floor that I work on, grades 1-5. There iwas a little boy who CONSTANTLY takes the door to our office opens it grins then slams it as hard as he can, making the glass rattle. Now, I shake my head no, told me no, told his parents (spoke no english so it got nowhere) to make him stop but alas he didnt, After about 4 weeks of this I finally blurted out. "Your not cute, I know your parents TOLD you you are but they were lying, your not cute at all infact your a spoiled little brat" For the rest of the semester his family walked passed our office giving me the meanest looks, I smiled and waved everytime. Neatless to say that little boy is not back this year...I wonder why? This is probably why people like me should not have kids, I tend to be very honest! "The brick walls are not there to keep us out. The brick walls are there to give us a chance to show how badly we want something. Because the brick walls are there to stop the people who don’t want it badly enough."-Randy Pausch |
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| Posted 2 months ago Laura- It's ok. I used to aide for an elementry class and had i been in that class for more than an hour a day I think I would have probably been very mean to a certain student. He was the kind of little kid that makes you check for glue in your seat before you sit down becuase he's not pulled that one yet but you know he might if he ever get's the idea in his head. LauraS says ...
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| Posted 2 months ago Ex boss; dont mess with me I'm Italian I know people Me; oh yea well I am a redneck, dont make me call my momma!
Given time to reflect, maybe not the brightest thing to say to someone who says they know 'people' but then again I would hate to be in a room with my mother when pissed off...she is scary...... "The brick walls are not there to keep us out. The brick walls are there to give us a chance to show how badly we want something. Because the brick walls are there to stop the people who don’t want it badly enough."-Randy Pausch |