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Two robins were sitting in a tree. "I'm really hungry", said the first one.

"Me, too" said the second. "Let's fly down and find some lunch."

They flew to the ground and found a nice plot of plowed ground full of worms. They ate and ate and ate and ate until they could eat no more.

"I'm so full I don't think I can fly back up to the tree", said the first one.

"Me either. Let's just lay here and bask in the warm sun", said the second.

"OK." said the first.

They plopped down, basking in the sun.

No sooner than they had fallen asleep, a big fat tom cat snuck up and gobbled them up. As he sat washing his face after his meal, he thought,

"I love baskin' robins."

And here's something for our Tuesday...It is already tuesday here..but this one's for those who will be waking up shortly to face Tuesday...

A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive woman waving

at him. She says hello. He's rather taken aback because he can't place

where he knows her from.

So he says, 'Do you know me?' To which she replies, 'I think you're the

father of one of my kids.'

Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful to his wife and says,

'Are you the stripper from the bachelor party that I made love to on the pool table

with all my buddies watching while your partner whipped my butt with wet celery?

She looks into his eyes and says calmly,

'No, I'm your son's teacher.'

Have a great day!!

Now this is a true Story.

My step dad dial a telephone number on his cell phone one day, I then heard him replying , "Yes sir, yes sir, thank you very much"

I knew it was female he had tried to reach on the phone, so I enquired what happened. He replied, "It's a man who answered the phone and said she is not available"

What happened next cannot be expressed, because I hit the floor in laughter and tears as my step dad did not realized he was responding to an automated voice system.