WomenCo.

My friend sent this to me this morning and I thought it was funny...hope it brings a laugh to you too!

A store that sells new husbands has just opened in New York City .

Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the

store operates:



You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the

value of the products increase as the shopper ascends the flights.

The shopper may choose any item from a particular floor, or may

choose to go up to the next floor, but you cannot go back down except

to exit the building!



So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband. On the first

floor the sign on the door reads:



Floor 1 - These men Have Jobs.



She is intrigued, but continues to the second floor, where the sign

reads:



Floor 2 - These men Have Jobs and Love Kids.



"That's nice", she thinks, "but I want more."



So she continues upward. The third floor sign reads:



Floor 3 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, and are Extremely Good

Looking.



"Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.



She goes to the fourth floor and the sign reads:



Floor 4 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Good Looking

and Help With Housework.



"Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!"



Still, she goes to the fifth floor and the sign reads:



Floor 5 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Gorgeous,

Help with Housework, and Have a Strong Romantic Streak.



She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor, where the

sign reads:



Floor 6 - You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor. There are no men

on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are

impossible to please. Thank you for shopping a t the Husband Store.



PLEASE NOTE:



To avoid gender bias charges, the store's owner opened a New Wives

store just across the street.



The first floor has wives who love sex.



The second floor has wives who love sex and have money.



The third, fourth, fifth and sixth floors have never been visited

Whether Democrat or Republican, I think you'll

 get a kick out of this!



  A little boy goes to his dad and asks, 'What is Politics?'

  Dad says, 'Well son, let me try to explain it this way:



  I am the head of the family, so call me The President.



  Your mother is the administrator of the money, so we

  call her the Government.



 We are here to take care of your needs, so we will

 call you the People.

 The nanny, we will consider her the Working Class.

 And your baby brother, we will call him the Future.

Now think about that and see if it makes sense.

 So the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what  Dad has said.

 Later that night, he hears his baby brother crying,



  so he gets up to check on him.



 He finds that the baby has severely soiled his diaper.

  So the little boy goes to his parents' room and finds his mother asleep.



  Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny's

  room. Finding the door locked, he peeks in the keyhole and sees his father in bed with the nanny.



 He gives up and goes back to bed.

  The next morning, the little boy says to his father,

 'Dad, I think I understand the concept of politics now.'

 The father says, 'Good, son, tell me in your own

  words what you think politics is all about.'



  The little boy replies, 'The President is screwing the Working Class while the Government is sound asleep. The 

People are being ignored and the Future is in deep shit.



 

KatS says ...

Whether Democrat or Republican, I think you'll

 get a kick out of this!



  A little boy goes to his dad and asks, 'What is Politics?'

  Dad says, 'Well son, let me try to explain it this way:



  I am the head of the family, so call me The President.



  Your mother is the administrator of the money, so we

  call her the Government.



 We are here to take care of your needs, so we will

 call you the People.

 The nanny, we will consider her the Working Class.

 And your baby brother, we will call him the Future.

Now think about that and see if it makes sense.

 So the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what  Dad has said.

 Later that night, he hears his baby brother crying,



  so he gets up to check on him.



 He finds that the baby has severely soiled his diaper.

  So the little boy goes to his parents' room and finds his mother asleep.



  Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny's

  room. Finding the door locked, he peeks in the keyhole and sees his father in bed with the nanny.



 He gives up and goes back to bed.

  The next morning, the little boy says to his father,

 'Dad, I think I understand the concept of politics now.'

 The father says, 'Good, son, tell me in your own

  words what you think politics is all about.'



  The little boy replies, 'The President is screwing the Working Class while the Government is sound asleep. The 

People are being ignored and the Future is in deep shit.



 

LOL this is so true!!  LOL

I read al the jokes and I am still laughing. I'm laughing so hard I'm crying. Thanks girls, you made my day!

rosalia

Too funny!  Thanks for a good laugh at the end of the day.