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What is UP with the toilet seat?!

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Posted about 1 year ago

 

Seriously. Leaving the toilet seat up all the time is gross. Is it really that hard to put it down?

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I'm with you on this. MEN ARE JUST LAZY!!! Hate it!

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I think it all depends on the way you were raised and who you've lived with since. It's all force of habit. I had male roommates in college, so I got used to keeping it up - now I have female roommates, and I'm getting used to being considerate again. Don't be so hard on men we are just creatures of habit.

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In my office, lots of men raid the women's bathroom on a daily basis. I certainly hope all of them remember to put the lid down :_)

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I had a German boyfriend once and apparently German men are trained to pee sitting down! At first I made fun of him but he looked at me straight faced and said, "we all do, its more hygenic. Germans think its gross when American men stand and miss."

I think the Germans are totally on to something!

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That is some special German man...

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Having lived with a girlfriend and in co-ed living establishments, I've found that a reasonable woman will do half of the seat work. I put it up, she puts it down and vice versa. I'm not sure why it's any one gender's responsibility.

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That German peeing sitting down thing sounds weird to me too. It's definitely more hygienic, but I doubt it's culture specific.

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German mothers must all be part of http://mapsu.org/

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Well my Germans pees standing up. He was born and raised in Berlin. So my question is what part of Germany is this? Guys have you ever tired peeing sitting down?

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I hate touching the seat because usually some other man has peed on it... much easier to leave up and use foot to put up...

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My guy lives in Berlin too...but grew up on the dutch border....maybe its the dutchies? They're always doing their own thing.

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omg.. are women still bitching about this topic.. they're men.. unless their mothers beat it into them to raise the seat (and wipe it of after late night in the dark visits) they'll never do it. the same with every other 'considerate' aspect.... it's also oe reason why i try to date only men who had older sisters.. that training aspect is critical ;)

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Bootilicious said:

omg.. are women still bitching about this topic.. they're men.. unless their mothers beat it into them to raise the seat (and wipe it of after late night in the dark visits) they'll never do it. the same with every other 'considerate' aspect.... it's also oe reason why i try to date only men who had older sisters.. that training aspect is critical ;)

I hear ya, Bootilicious - unless they were raised to be considerate of women in regards to things like this, it's nearly impossible to teach an old dog new tricks. It's not an excuse - because believe me, I find it disgusting and just plain rude - but it at least it helps paint a picture of why they do what they do.

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We're having a urinal installed in our master bedroom so we no longer have this problem.

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Wow, your wife must be pretty tolerant.

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Wow Will that's extremely considerate :) Don't the europeans have some lavatory solution to this...

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Yes, it's called the Turkish Toilet (still to be found in some older restaurants and cafes in Paris). It's basically a porcelain-clad hole in the ground with two foot pads. No seat to raise or lower...

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1. Urine is sterile, so the "more hygienic" argument doesn't fly.
2. Why is it a man's job to move the toilet seat up and down?
3. Men are not monkeys.

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It's not sterile!!!!!!! It's only sterile inside, as soon as it exits it picks up bacteria both from your body and the air. And don't you dare cite wikipedia.

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3. Men are totally monkeys. We've trained you to do lots of things :o)

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But because we are monkeys, and not robots, we pee on the toilet seat instead of following our training procedures.

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from a medical journal:

In 1975, one of the founders of Miles Laboratories, Dr. A. H. Free, published his book Urinalysis in Clinical Laboratory Practice, in which he remarked that not only is urine a sterile body compound (purer than distilled water), but that it is now recognized that urine contains literally thousands of compounds. Among the urine constituents mentioned in Dr. Free's treatise is a list of nutrients that will knock your socks off. Here's just a few...

Alanine, Arginine, Ascorbic acid, Allantoin, Amino acids, Bicarbonate, Biotin, Calcium, Creatinine, Cystine, DHEA, Dopamine, Epinephrine, Folic acid, Glucose, Glutamic acid, Glycine, Inositol, Iodine, Iron, Lysine, Magnesium, Manganese, Melatonin, Methionine, Nitrogen, Ornithane, Pantothenic acid, Phenylalaline, Phosphorus, Potassium, Proteins, Riboflavin, Tryptophan, Tyrosine, Urea, Vitamin B6, Vitamin B12, Zinc/

Stories have been told of individuals who have both lived and died by being trapped in places without food and water for days. Those that survived did so because they drank their own urine, those that perished did not. The ones that died probably could not overcome the mis-informed thoughts that urine is a waste product of the body. It's not. It's just a substance the body secretes that contains elements not needed at the time.

Despite what you may have been led to believe about urine, pharmaceutical companies have grossed billions of dollars from the sale of drugs made from urine constituents. Research is happening every day in labs attempting to isolate specific elements of urine so they can create new drugs and patent the substances. For instance, Pergonal is a fertility drug made from human urine. 2002 sales of this drug were reported at $855 million while it costs a patient $1400 a month to consume. Urokinase, a urine ingredient, is used in drug form and sold as a miracle blood clot dissolver for unblocking coronary arteries. Urea, medically proven to be one of the best moisturizers in the world, is packaged in expensive creams and lotions. Take the M out of Murine eye drops and what do you have? Yep. It's made from carbamide - another name for synthetic urea.

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its not that men are ingorant a-holes. Its just that we dont need the seat down 90% of the time. When you're accustomed to leaving it up- because that's where it needs to be 90% of the time....it doesnt naturally occur to you to put it back down.

Unless you have a dog or something. Or you have a cat that drinks out of the toilet.

It is just a matter of remembering to do it. We will remember...eventually. My grandmother managed to get my grandfather to do it...and they werent married (their 3rd marriage each, lol) till they were in their 40's. She wants it down- and that's where he puts it.

me- i put it wherever it was that i found it to begin with . If it was up- it stays up. If it was down....i put it back down when im done. Goes for both the seat and the lid for that matter.

as far as the peeing standing up vs. sitting down. in THIS society men get it drilled into them boys go up, and girls go down. Therefore if you're peeing sitting down.... you're acting like a girl. Which is just totally pants-on-head retarded. Dude. There are other countries where its perfectly fine for a man to sit down to take a whiz.

All i know is it pisses me off to step in cat yak, or dog drool on the floor in the house....Or step in pee (much less my own) myself - i sure as hell dont want someone else to step in it. i sure as hell dont want to blind the hell out of myself flippin on the bathroom light at zero-dark-thirty AM trying to aim in the toilet. So hell, if im tired, or half asleep or whatever .... dude... i sit. i dont give a damn.

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getze said:

1. Urine is sterile, so the "more hygienic" argument doesn't fly.
2. Why is it a man's job to move the toilet seat up and down?
3. Men are not monkeys.

This is true - when you are in the wilderness and get bit - pee on yourself! Check it out!

Toilets originally did NOT have a seat. They were benches with holes. The "seat", an addition, was added for women to put down and be more comfortable. So technically, ladies, we are supposed to put it down, not the other way around!


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My only toilet seat complaint is getting up in the middle of the night and sitting down....to a wet bottom! But I have taught my children (2 boys 2 girls) to keep the toilet seat and lid closed for 2 reasons - 1. so the cat stays out of the toilet, and 2. So it is the same way every time anyone goes to use it.

I have also taught all of them to clean up after themselves because everyone misses a bit at times, we just have to be respectful of others and "If you sprinkle when you tinkle, be a sweetie and wipe the seatie!" I know it's a bit corny, but the kids remember it!

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MakiWulf said:

My only toilet seat complaint is getting up in the middle of the night and sitting down....to a wet bottom! But I have taught my children (2 boys 2 girls) to keep the toilet seat and lid closed for 2 reasons - 1. so the cat stays out of the toilet, and 2. So it is the same way every time anyone goes to use it.

I have also taught all of them to clean up after themselves because everyone misses a bit at times, we just have to be respectful of others and "If you sprinkle when you tinkle, be a sweetie and wipe the seatie!" I know it's a bit corny, but the kids remember it!

I agree - not a problem if people clean up after themselves!


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Ann you're awesome!

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Ugh the wet seat! yuck! Women definely leave a wet seat too when they hover.

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 "If you sprinkle when you tinkle, be a sweetie and wipe the seatie!" I know it's a bit corny, but the kids remember it!


Yes kids do remember it. My great grandparents, my grandparents, etc... all had those ornate plaques on the wall just above the back of the toilet....lol.... and I do remember it still. lol. Like i said as far as lid/seat up or down..... usually you're good if you put it back the way you found it. 






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